"Aw, mang. I might as well give up. This Cla Bookholes owns me. How can he pitch no-hit? I’m still scared by the facial hair. These major leaguers are so old and scary!
Sometimes they make me accident in my diaper."
-Phil “Puerile” Hughes on Buchholz
September 2 2007, 17:40:25 UTC 10 years ago
PHIL would have probably gotten a no-no if he didn't injured, jackass.